I Am Not Your Guru (Yet): Until you read this book; then I totally will be

I Am Not Your Guru (Yet): Until you read this book; then I totally will be

Three years ago, his life was a mess . He hit rock bottom and knew he needed to change. Then, he read a bunch of self help books. Now, he's a successful person on the internet. He runs his own lifestyle business, puts butter in his coffee, and quotes Nietzsche at parties. And in this groundbreaking how-to success manual, he'll teach you how to be successful just like him. You'll learn things like: The keys to ditching all your loser friends (who have prevented you from being successful to this point) - Proven strategies for being overly optimistic, if not obnoxious, about how much you enjoy failure - How to 'win the day' with your morning routine, then lose the afternoon (guaranteed) - How to chunk down your goals and (literally) eat an elephant - How to craft edgy personal development content with the f*cking f-word in the title "Ben, this book saved my life. Had I not read it, I would probably be divorced, broke, and dead in a ditch somewhere. For a twenty-something-year-old, you have the wisdom of a higher power like Jesus or the Buddha that I wish I had when I was your age. I'm a boomer, and I don't hate you--that's all people need to know about how much I think of this book." - Bob Hutchins, Kalamazoo, MI "Ben was the catalyst that helped me help myself help others. I'm a millionaire because of him, not only financially, but spiritually as well. The authentic blog articles he writes and the insightful videos he records from the driver's seat of his car always steer me in the right direction. I hope millions of people read this book so they get the same results I did. Also, because if millions of people read this book, they might google my name and follow me on social media." - Alexis Moore, Austin, Texas "Where do I begin? Ben's work inspires me to be the best version of myself, which used to be a confusing concept to me. I thought seeing multiple versions of yourself was a psychiatric emergency. But Ben showed me that isn't true, and now I have the verification badge on Instagram to prove it." - Steve Lanchester, Location unknown (Because he's a digital nomad) "I have worked as Ben's graphic designer since he started blogging in 2017. I've never been to America, but he sure takes a lot of pictures of himself, so I can only assume he's famous.By the way, thanks for the pay increase!" - Farhan S., Dhaka, Bangladesh