Blood and Idiocy: A post-apocalyptic comedy

Blood and Idiocy: A post-apocalyptic comedy

Follow along with the adventures of Phil and Tim, two hard-core "Preppers", as they navigate the dangerous and exceedingly moronic world of post-EMP North Central Florida! BLOOD and IDiOCY is a comedy of post-apocalyptic proportions. The colorful characters, hilariously insulting dialogue, razor-sharp social commentary, and outlandish scenarios are only half of the story. (Well, maybe two thirds...) The remainder of the book is slam-full of deadly gunfights, dramatic battles, explosions, mud-mower chases, vicious stabbings, arsons...even a bee sting! Imbedded in this story you will find lots of survival-advice. Sadly, almost none of it is something you should follow if you want to actually live through the dark-times ahead. If you are looking for a rip-roaring fun adventure, full of non-stop action, excitement, romance (just the right amount), really bad Bad Guys and really funny Good Guys, you should give BLOOD and IDiOCY a try. It's cheaper than a crummy drive-through fast-food meal, you can enjoy it a lot longer, and it won't even make you fat. One thing it will cause is non-stop laughter. *Consult your doctor to see if you are healthy enough for non-stop laughter before reading this book. If readers experience more than four hours of non-stop laughter while reading this book, consult a doctor immediately. Right after putting in a really good, five star review.