LimaLima Funny Birthday Cards For Women Large 5.5 x 8.5 Rude Stars Aligned Design Perfect For Best Friends Bestie Sister

LimaLima Funny Birthday Cards For Women Large 5.5 x 8.5 Rude Stars Aligned Design Perfect For Best Friends Bestie Sister

SUPER HIGH QUALITY 🎉 – This funny, rude birthday card is printed on thick 300gsm card for a premium feel. Measuring 5.5 in x 8.5 in when folded, it’s the perfect size for a big laugh! The inside is blank, so you can write your own cheeky message. Comes with a coloured envelope to match the sass. HILARIOUS & RUDE 🤭 – The stars were aligned on their birthday… and they spelled BITCH! If your bestie loves offensive birthday cards and dark humour, this funny friend birthday card is a must-have. PERFECT FOR BEST FRIENDS 💖 – Ideal for your bestie, sister, work wife, or any female friend who can take a joke! This best friend birthday card funny is the perfect mix of sass and sarcasm. GREAT FOR ANY AGE 🎂 – Whether it’s a 30th, 40th, 50th, or 60th birthday card for women, this funny birthday card for her is guaranteed to bring the laughs. A perfect pick for funny presents for females! ADD SOME FUN TO THEIR DAY 🎁 – Looking for best friend gifts, funny gifts for women, or a birthday card for a female friend? This rude birthday card will make them laugh out loud—because who doesn’t love a little bit of sass on their birthday? Some people are born under lucky stars. Others? Well, the universe had a special message just for them. This funny, rude birthday card for women is perfect for that one friend who’s equal parts fabulous and ferocious. The front of the card reads: "On the day you were born, the stars were perfectly aligned." The stars? They spell out one simple truth: “BITCH.” It’s cheeky, it’s bold, and it’s exactly what your best friend, sister, or work wife needs to see on their special day. Whether you’re celebrating a milestone like their 30th, 40th, or just another year of them being their gloriously sassy self, this funny birthday card is the perfect way to show you care—while also roasting them just a little. Designed for those who appreciate offensive birthday cards, this A5-sized gem is big enough to make an impact, but still fits perfectly with any funny birthday presents for females. It comes with a coloured envelope, so it’s ready to be handed over with a smirk. If your best friend, partner-in-crime, or female work buddy thrives on sarcasm and dark humour, this is the best friend birthday card they didn’t know they needed. Ideal for those who love a good laugh, this funny friend birthday card is bound to be the highlight of their day—right after the free drinks, of course. Looking for funny birthday gifts for best friends? Pair it with a bottle of wine, a sassy mug, or anything else that says, "You're amazing, but also, you’re a bit of a BITCH."